Gud sleepz

Manz dat waz a gud sleepz. Need me sum Persia kitteh for ma mornin gloreee!!

WTF! Soldiers!

WTF! Where iz dis all about? Why men dressed up like da bushes and treez doing in here?

Dey lookz A N G R Y.

Oh noes! They iz murdererz!

Look at dis. I found dis stone!!! Iz got dead kitteh inside! Iz got RIP Humphrey!
I iz gonna die!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bigg So Sigh Eighty?

WTF? Woss all dat about? Da man ov da house iz talkin jibberjabber at me.

This iz truble. Biiig truble.

They got one ov dem polismen on da door.

What is dat smell?

I can smellz small peeples mixed wiv da smellz ov da olden dayz.

WTF is da Twitter?

Dumm peeples been showing me things in da van. WTF iz with peeples? I dont care for no stoopid twitter. Thatz 4 birds man. Twitter dis and twitter dat. Stoopid.

WTF! Waking me up. Dont be needin no bright lights and peeples in mi face.